"I’m comfortable with Scott on my shoulder, bowl of popcorn, watching The Notebook."
Some ships just sail themselves…
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark (breaking hearts)
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Because their families are pretty much in a blood feud, Juliette is pretty much asking 'why did this charming motherfucker have to be a Montague? And why did I have to be a fucking Capulet? Why couldn't we have been just regular people - or our families gotten over their bullshit? Then none of this bullshit would be happening.'
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
no, they’re smallpox. Can’t you read? That person is one of the most deadly diseases humanity has faced in it’s existence. Smallpox is believed to have emerged around 10,000 BCE. The disease killed an estimated 400,000 Europeans annually during the closing years of the 18th century (including five reigning monarchs), and was responsible for a third of all blindness during that time. Of all those infected, 20–60% and over 80% of infected children — died from the disease. Smallpox was responsible for an estimated 300–500 million deaths during the 20th century. As recently as 1967, the World Health Organization (WHO) estimated that 15 million people contracted the disease and that two million died in that year.
So no, Smallpox isn’t as bad as a U.S. Senator - they’re worse.
merlin really takes “undressing him with his eyes” to a whole new level
what the fuck i dont watch this show but did merlin just take off arthurs pants what what
merthur dont need manips
your url actually makes it even better
OKAY SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
DOES IT MEAN DEREK IS STEPPING CLOSER TO STILES TO PROTECT HIM OR IS IT PART OF THE PLAN TO SURROUND THE NOGITSUNE AND THEN ATTACK IT?
GOD DAMN IT WHY ISN’T THE EPISODE HERE ALREADY
had to make a compilation of my favorite Supernatural spin-offs and movie posters. these are not mine!!! so if they are yours, add your credit in.
THe TeaRS In HiS EyeS I AM DOnE